The Hawk Returns

Saturday, February 17, 2007

There has been too much of fun happening while I have been away. The ugly Madrasis getting all worked up and righteous. Screw them all.

It is time to revive the game. I am a little bored of my old teams and have decided to add a male in each team, to motivate the women.

The team stays. Though if any team wants to kick out people they can let me know. We could have a reserves list.

Women are getting boring. So the men will be good. For entertainment purposes.

Team 1 Jai Arjun
Team 2 Vulturo should be good(I really like this guy)
Team 3 Falstaff (Apologies girls. Only one team can have him)
Team 4 May be Patrix? Or some one like that. I let the girls pick.
Team 5 Sagnik
Team 6 Recommend any Bengali/Tamil Male Blogger please?

Sunday, July 23, 2006

Team Placings: Soundbytes Manager

After the fabulous Rimi and Primalsoup ending as the top entertainers, its time to look at the Soundbytes Manager.

Team 1: Neha
Team 2: Annie
Team 3: Aishwarya
Team 4: Charukesi
Team 5: Uma
Team 6: Mangs

I think, the same set of questions will actually work well for the Soundbytes Managers as well.
a) Who among these six women would you never want in your life? – Neha
b) Which of them do you find most irritating? – Charukesi
c) Which of these blogs must the government ban? - Neha
d) Which of these is the most pseudo Blog? – Uma
e) Which of these Blogger desperately needs a man in her life? –All of them I suppose, we can therefore ignore this question
f) Which of these is most snooty and arrogant Blogger? – Neha and Aishwarya
g) Which of them is the most narcissistic Blogger? - Aishwarya
h) Which of them is the most boring Blogger? – Mangs and Uma
i) Who is the biggest cry baby blogger? – Annie

Neha – 3 Points
Uma and Aishwarya – 2 Points each
Mangs, Charukesi and Annie – 1 Point each

End of Two Rounds, here are the Team Placings.
Team 1 = 6 Points
Team 3 = 5 Points
Team 2 and Team 5 = 3 Points each
Team 4 and Team 6 = 2 Points each

Friday, July 21, 2006

Team Placings: Entertainers!

The ban is off after all. Whining Bloggers suffering from overwhelming desire to put across their points can continue to do so. Sad but the entertainment continues.

Anyway, time for the games to begin. I would hate to disappoint Neha and Punkster Megha!

Before we get into the team games, we must assign individual team members points and give every team X as their total points.

We begin with the Entertainers, as we all love them so much, don’t we?

Team 1: Primalsoup
Team 2: Teleute
Team 3: Rimi
Team 4: Vishkanya
Team 5: M
Team 6: Shoefiend

So this is a simple quiz that I took:
a) Who among these six women would you never want in your life?
b) Which of them do you find most irritating?
c) Which of these blogs must the government ban?
d) Which of these is the most pseudo Blog?
e) Which of these Blogger desperately needs a man in her life?
f) Which of these is most snooty and arrogant Blogger?
g) Which of them is the most narcissist Blogger?
h) Which of them is the most boring Blogger?
i) Who is the biggest cry baby blogger?


The Blogger who gets maximum number of votes, shall fetch her team the maximum number of points.

And here are the results.
a) Who among these six women would you never want in your life? – Primalsoup and Rimi
b) Which of them do you find most irritating? – Rimi
c) Which of these blogs must the government ban? - Primalsoup
d) Which of these is the most pseudo Blog? – Shoefiend and M
e) Which of these Blogger desperately needs a man in her life? - Rimi
f) Which of these is most snooty and arrogant Blogger? - Primalsoup
g) Which of them is the most narcissistic Blogger? - Teleute
h) Which of them is the most boring Blogger? – Vishkanya
i) Who is the biggest cry baby blogger? – Teleute

Teams 1 and 3: 3 Points each (Megha Murthy and Punkster Megha's Teams)
Team 2: 2 Points (eM's Team)
Teams 4, 5 and 6: 1 Point each (Sakshi Juneja, Thalassa_Mikra and Ash's Team)

Tomorrow we will look at the Soundbytes Manager

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Finally!

The government has apparently banned blogs. It might be the best decision of the UPA government. Though, no more entertainment – that is sad.

Monday, July 03, 2006

Our favourite loser blogger's are maintaining a really low profile these days.
Good thing too!

The contest still remains though, since Neha, Primal and some of the others asked so nicely!

Saturday, June 03, 2006

Women!

When I say Team One is the strongest team, the other teams must be happy. It means on the losers scale, they are marginally better!

Since I am anyway getting very fond of Rimi, I will profile Team 3 next.

The ranking of my favorite individual members now is as follows:
1. Neha
2. eM
3. Primalsoup
4. Rimi
5. Mint Chutney

Thursday, June 01, 2006

Team Two

While I really like Team One best, Team Two is almost as good.

For starters it has the fabulous eM. Yes she is fabulous, haven’t you read that on every post of hers! There isn’t much that one can say about her, but she represents the growing breed of city-bred women, the types whose hold over values are very suspect. But to her credit she is honest. She doesn’t even bother about being terribly intelligent. She is my favorite person in Team Two.

Next is Annie, the writer in theotherindia blog. One can’t be entirely sure of what her posts mean, with her pretend intelligence and reverse snobbery. However, since every team needs one intelligent person I included her for this team.

Mint Chutney, my favorite married woman Blogger. She is to most of these women Bloggers a window into the great USA way of living. And you can see all her commenters salivating when she posts some hundred pictures on each post. May be she can’t write too much. Every furniture rearrangement is captured on her blog!

Teleute – very very weird. The typical kind of Bong woman. Her posts are amazingly silly. Of the 24 women in the list, she should qualify for Miss Weirdo the best!

That is it about Team Two. Fairly good chance to seriously challenge Team One, which is the strongest team.

Next I shall profile Team Five, the dark horse!