The Hawk Returns

Sunday, July 23, 2006

Team Placings: Soundbytes Manager

After the fabulous Rimi and Primalsoup ending as the top entertainers, its time to look at the Soundbytes Manager.

Team 1: Neha
Team 2: Annie
Team 3: Aishwarya
Team 4: Charukesi
Team 5: Uma
Team 6: Mangs

I think, the same set of questions will actually work well for the Soundbytes Managers as well.
a) Who among these six women would you never want in your life? – Neha
b) Which of them do you find most irritating? – Charukesi
c) Which of these blogs must the government ban? - Neha
d) Which of these is the most pseudo Blog? – Uma
e) Which of these Blogger desperately needs a man in her life? –All of them I suppose, we can therefore ignore this question
f) Which of these is most snooty and arrogant Blogger? – Neha and Aishwarya
g) Which of them is the most narcissistic Blogger? - Aishwarya
h) Which of them is the most boring Blogger? – Mangs and Uma
i) Who is the biggest cry baby blogger? – Annie

Neha – 3 Points
Uma and Aishwarya – 2 Points each
Mangs, Charukesi and Annie – 1 Point each

End of Two Rounds, here are the Team Placings.
Team 1 = 6 Points
Team 3 = 5 Points
Team 2 and Team 5 = 3 Points each
Team 4 and Team 6 = 2 Points each


Blogger the wannabe indian punkster said...

dammit, neha..your team is ahead by a point.


2:09 PM  
Blogger neha vish said...

Joy! You are a nice chick sweetie. Here - a few worms as a treat! :)

11:52 PM  
Blogger Aishwarya said...

Sorry Megha. I failed you.:(

9:32 AM  
Blogger Primalsoup said...

Much happy and all that to see my team winning. And even more joyful that me and my team member are doing so well. But I have some doubts:
(a) All questions carry same weight? Surely the blog that the Government must ban ought to fetch more points?
(b)Can we have some clear rules for the tie-breaker?
(c) When you say that Blah Blogger is someone you would never want in your life, is that a promise?
(d) And most importantly, is this THE game? If it is indeed so, have you copyrighted this and sold it to Mattel Toys? Or even Funskool, should you desire to be a mass brand. It can be the next big thing after Monopoly and Pictionary. Imagine friends and family getting together, so that they can fight over who gets to be part of Team 1! It is all nicely falling into place!

11:13 AM  
Blogger neha vish said...

Primalsoup - Of course he never wants me in his life. Let's not challenge that. I don't want to lose points please!


12:08 PM  
Blogger Primalsoup said...

Neha – You forget, I am this unwanted person too and we are part of the same team also… so I was just being greedy and trying to see if we can squeeze in a few more points! We can do the classic - Good Cop/Bad Cop routine - you give the chick worms and I shall get confrontational!

Also this can work as a very importance piece of empirical evidence and serve as a case study for the new Research Paper I am working on -The Opportunity Cost of Misplaced Hatred.

8:10 PM  
Blogger the wannabe indian punkster said...

ok neha and primal, enough is enough.

stop haggling for points please.:P

And Aishwarya, its ok..I know you tried and thats all that matters, and I luff you anyway! :)

11:27 PM  
Blogger Sakshi said...

This is just NOT fair. It seems that Mr. Hawky has a special corner for Nehaji and her team buddies.

I am planning to go ahead with the intended legal action.

*bangs the mouse out of jealousy and swears profound words for Mr. Hawk*

8:49 AM  
Blogger Romteyr said...

This is pretty funny stuff you write. It is getting kind of boring though. Most of these women may be fake or what not but who do you think is a genuine blogger. Has to be a female right?

6:01 PM  
Blogger Wastrel said...

Dude, you are a havoc...primalsoup is a liability on earth she has brains on ur backside.

I know her family for ages and the only good person in her house was her father. God bless his soul, her brother and mother are worse than her. He was a gem of a person but he got a mad wife who kicked his parents out and made his life hell. This primalsoup for all her talks is an arrogant bitch of the highest order who was sleeping around in her 9th class in Delhi. Her father was one day called by the principal and given warning about her behaviour. Poor man, as it is his wife was a mad hooter and his daughter turned out to be worse.

But these people never learnt , they are still same now also when i recently met.

12:11 AM  
Blogger the wannabe indian punkster said...

Ok, whats happening? When will you have the captain games next?

A case of cold feet?


9:55 PM  
Blogger neha vish said...

Where did ya go lil birdie?

2:09 AM  
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12:15 AM  

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